That is a really terrifying thought.

That sounds extremely painful.

So, let me get this straight… you want to kill yourself because of an ad? That seems a bit excessive.

To be fair, I haven’t seen the ad myself. Maybe it really is that bad.

I can’t say I’ve ever heard voices while scrolling through Twitter, let alone screaming. Is that a new feature?

agilepulse:

“Oh mai gah. My head is literally gonna explode.”

Me talking to myself: Really bitch? Literally gonna explode? I’m waiting… you’re still alive!

This is what head literally exploding mean:

… Where are you?

stood up
putting left foot forward
putting right foot forward
putting left foot forward
putting right foot forward
putting left foot forward
putting right foot forward
putting left foot forward
putting right foot forward
putting left foot forward
putting right foot forward
i have reached the bathroom
walking to toilet
lowering pants
sitting on toilet seat

etc

This post makes me want KFC.